You might see:

I’m home for a while, resting and healing from a major fix (i.e. surgery). While I’m here at home with my pillows and blankets, you might expect posts along these lines.

  • Closed Captioning errors. I plan to watch some mindless TV (is there any other kind?),and I’ll share more humorous errors with you. A few minutes ago I heard Chuck laugh out loud – the captioner had typed “she was out of termites” instead of “she’s out of her mind.” 
  • Pictures of Buttercup, the sweet big bunny. She adopted me last night and spent the entire night under a chair at the foot of my temporary home, the daybed in my office. When I got up to use the bathroom, she waited at the bedroom door for my return. I could see it in her big eyes: “Mom, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.” She is a sweet and caring bundle of fur. Or maybe, just maybe, she wants to make sure someone is healthy enough to feed her.
  • Book reviews, or at least book lists. I loaded my Kindle and browsed Paperback Swap dot com to prepare for this lengthy leave.
  • Stories. I still haven’t decided how much needs sharing with the blogging world. If I start hearing “TMI! TMI!” in my subconscious, I’ll hit delete. Promise. Probably.
  • Progress reports – mine, not my students’. I expect the healing process to be steady and proceed at a substantially faster pace than my last medical leave of absence.

And off we go, folks, into the next six weeks at the O.K. Chorale.

 

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Prepping for surgery

It’s not always what it seems. I followed the doctor’s advice, drank lots of liquids, rested, etc. But in addition, I prepared myself for a six week (possibly) leave of absence to recover.

  • Load the Kindle with reading material.
  • Order a few books from Paperback Swap.
  • Train a substitute teacher – no easy feat in an online school.
  • Prepare all the files the online teacher might need. Store them on a jump drive for her.
  • Buy new pajama pants.
  • Stock up on lip balm and lotion.
  • Renew any meds now – to avoid making extra trips out of the house later.
  • Grind coffee beans!
  • Create a place to rest and hang out. Daybed? Bedroom recliner? Couch?
  • Set up blog posts so my dedicated readers won’t get lonely.

How’s that? Did I miss anything? If I did, it’s too late – unless I put Chuck to work.

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When emails go wild

I like to include a reading or book-related quote with my auto-signature. It has my name, my school’s name, and my position (grade 5 and K-12 Music), and a quote. My dear, darling husband “Chuck” drops a hint when he thinks I need a change of quotes. Once he simply sent me a list of new quotes from which to choose. Another time, he paraphrased in such a way that I couldn’t keep my old quote. Simply couldn’t. For your perusal:

  • The quote: Books are a uniquely portable magic. -Stephen King
  • The paraphrase: Beer is a uniquely potable magic. -Chuck

At the end of a long day, the high school science teacher offered (by way of an all-users email, of course) a parody of the song The Fox entitled “What does the Sock Say?” Brilliant.

I’d been sitting on this image for a while, and it was the right time to share.

match dot com

 

Then another more intellectual staff member posted a link to a parody called “What does John Locke Say?” 

Let’s just say we’re at a crucial point in preparing first semester report cards. Anything goes.

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Amigo’s stack of books

Audio Book Cartridges

Audio Book Cartridges

Amigo enjoys reading and listening to books of almost any genre. Sometimes he gets inspired by something I’ve read, and sometimes a book on Public Radio’s Chapter a Day will pique his interest in an author. He relaxes on the couch or on his bean bag chair, makes himself comfortable, and listens to another piece of literature.

Once in a while, he recommends something to me. That’s when I head to paperbackswap dot com and add to my wish list.

And then, of course, I refill my coffee and settle down with a good read.

 

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Nothing can go my way – not even on Facebook.

Another reader friend posted a link to 16 books to read before they get into theaters. I entered each and every title into Paperback Swap dot com’s book browser. How many were available? One.

Then I saw this and instantly replaced the word “mother” with “teacher”.

mother stark raving lunatic

 

Then I saw this video of a Janitor’s Revenge. I had to reach for my inhaler. “Chuck” just kind of nodded. He didn’t think it was funny.

Then I took a survey to find out which Harry Potter character I resemble most, and it told me I’m Luna Lovegood. While I’ve taught many Luna-type students and loved them dearly, I see myself more as Professors MacGonagall or Sprout.

Before things get any worse, I think I’ll get off Facebook and move to Australia.

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Fables and Culture

The folks at the national office asked if I would lend them my name on a corporate blog post. I read through it, and I immediately felt transported to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows… but for reasons not so obvious.

Let’s see if I can remember the scene. Hermione had just received a very special book: The Tales of Beetle the Bard. Ron Weasley knew what the tales were all about because to him, they were like Goldilocks and the Three Bears or many other familiar tales that start with “Once upon a time” are to me and my family. To Harry and Hermione, however, Beetle the Bard was completely foreign. They had been raised in Muggle households without the knowledge of wizard folk literature.

What’s my point? Oh, readers, I always have a point, magical or not. The post I’d been asked to claim as my own had to do with folk tales. One line near the beginning stated, “By this time, your student will know all about tales like –” I think you get the picture. Not all families tell the same tales from the same culture, and our world is much richer for the variety that results.

People, the Fabled Fairies remain my own creation. But for a few other fables, take a look at this post. While Beetle the Bard remains conspicuous in his absence, I hope I inserted enough statements and hints that no one will presume that one culture has a monopoly on stories passed down through generations. Cinderella, anyone?

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Waiting Area or Lobby?

Our offices are rather cramped. I may have mentioned the Coffee Closet, a.k.a. the Clounge. We have no room to sit down together, and there is no lounge or meeting area. The coffee maker and the microwaves are in a storage closet, on a table opposite shelves loaded with books, manuals, bags full of math manipulatives and science materials, and boxes of pencils and pens. And more, I’m sure, but there are boxes I’m afraid to open, they’ve been there so long.

Anyway, we have no place for families to sit down and wait, either. Teachers are creative, even when they work in cubicles, so of course someone came up with a solution.

The Official Waiting Area

The Official Waiting Area

It’s just two chairs and a small table. To the right is our main door; to the left, storage lockers. This little spot is in a huge hallway — huge in the way that it’s a school hallway, wide enough for large groups of students to comfortably pass from one class to another. Nowadays, on our top floor at least, only teachers and administrators wander this hallway, and usually just to get from their own offices to the bathroom and back again.

But as it happens, I had another brainstorm. Parents often sit here while they are waiting for their children to take a placement test or get a benchmark reading assessment done. Many parents have youngsters along, and then have nothing to do while they wait. Here’s our chance. We’ll give them something to do, something valuable, something that will be good for both parent and child.

We’ll create a read-aloud station in our new Hallway-Lobby.

It’s fairly simple in concept. A set of books, a batch of informational brochures, and a sign explaining it all.

Read Aloud!

Read Aloud!

And below, the drawer, previously containing only empty file folders, now filled with learning materials.

I copied them in color, just for fun.

I copied them in color, just for fun.

Books are on the way. I ordered ten different picture books from Paperback Swap dot com, and six are already in the mail headed my way. I’ll beg and plead I mean I’ll write for a grant or two and see if we can beef up the collection, and then we’ll have it: the reading area.

I’ll let you know how it works. The boss likes it, so it must be worth something.

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Making a Cube a Home

I “borrowed” this from a FB friend.

Think outside the boxIn my line of work, virtual schooling, there’s quite a bit of creativity – all born in cubicles. It helps that we can personalize our fabric cubes.

One way to proclaim my NFL allegiance

One way to proclaim my NFL allegiance

My paper clip holders give a nod to a classic Wisconsin book.

My paper clip holders give a nod to a classic Wisconsin book.

Confession: I haven’t been there. I bought the tin cups at a rummage sale.

The bookshelf displays remind me of what I do.

The bookshelf displays remind me of what I do.

And the photocopied cartoon reminds me of who I am.

And the photocopied cartoon reminds me of who I am.

 

 

 

 

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Being a Princess – what does it mean?

When a three year old girl announces she wants to be a princess when she grows up, what is the family to think?

Princesses wear pretty dresses and shoes. Maybe she could be an actress or musician with an endless wardrobe.

A princess might become fashion icons. Wherever she goes, the world watches to see what she wears. Then the tabloid journalism world decides whether the real people in the world should like what the princess is wearing. At that point, the marketers step in. Could this little girl become a fashion designer or marketer some day?

A princess’ life has very little privacy. While Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, labored to give birth to her first child (the royal heir, no less), media gathered outside the hospital to report the progress. At three, a young princess wannabe certainly won’t be thinking of her own progeny – we hope.

Princesses in fairy tales have servants, human or animal, to clean up and cook and sew their clothing. Princesses in real life? Let’s just say this preschool princess should learn to take care of herself, just in case.

In some stories, the princess saves the world by using her courage and intellect. Her Royal Highness has a High IQ and High Creative Talents rather than just a royal family tree.

Upon close examination, the popular Disney Princesses turn out to be more than fictional characters…. more and also less. Technically, Disney Princess is a marketing term, a media ploy on the part of a corporate consumer products department head. Since each Disney Princess was a star or costar of a Disney movie, the franchise calls them heroines, but let’s be honest. Some are strong women worthy of the heroine label, and some are more victims waiting for a dramatic (and hunky) rescuer.

So now we’re back at the top of the page: what’s a princess? What does she do? Wear? Say? Think? Where does a young woman go to college to earn a Royal Degree?

If you’re a three year old, what does the role of Princess entail?

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One original novel. Just one.

I was browsing a list of inexpensive books for my Kindle, and I noticed some similarities. I mean, I noticed a lot of repetition.

The hero/heroine is either

  • starting fresh
  • running from the past
  • encountering a vampire
  • causing two worlds to collide

As they meet, the main characters choose from these options.

  • inexplicably drawn to one another
  • do not realize their lives are about to change
  • their relationship is thrown into turmoil
  • within days (weeks, hours) the body count begins to rise
  • tragedy strikes
  • they don’t like to like each other
  • they don’t want to want each other

As the review/summary ends, the reader is drawn in by a question or dilemma that will only resolve in the book itself.

  • Who can stop the terrors of a past he risks everything to forget?
  • Maybe death hasn’t come to this little town by accident.
  • She struggles to keep a grip on her job, her sanity, and her life.
  • Thanks to the intervention, will they both learn to let go of the past?
  • Judgment will be fast and furious as the clock winds down.
  • She must face up to her past and become what she once was in order to save the world.

Maybe. Maybe, just maybe, it’s not the novels. Maybe it’s the people who write the summaries. They could use an original thought, a chance to overcome their past and become reviewers that cause two worlds to collide – those of readers and writers.

 

 

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