That’s my (bulky) bag.

I reached for my purse to tuck in a pair of unused chopsticks (Amigo prefers a fork), and my purse wouldn’t stay level. I adjusted it a bit, got it hanging on my chair again, and then rejoined the family for our delicious meal out at the local hibachi place.

It was kind of the last straw for this purse. It was a chance find, one handed off from one person to another. I thought it would work for me because it had lots of pockets. No such luck.

Famous last words: It'll fit!

Famous last words: It’ll fit!

The contents

The contents

The guilty items

The guilty items

I carry an inhaler and Tylenol and Dramamine with the logic “I don’t need them often, but when I need them, I really need them.” These three items were the culprits – the pieces that really took the poor purse over its limit.

I needed to swap it out for a better option, so I pulled out a few others I owned.

The choices

The choices

Black leather (lower right) was a little too small. The same is true of the Fossil tapestry design on the right. On the lower left, however, is a grey leather bag La Petite brought me from Italy. This bag has several pockets and a lot of space. If I plan any travels, I can add my Kindle, my passport, and anything else I need for the road. My little camera even fits inside.

There’s even a tiny pocket just the right size for my business card holder.

La Petit'es design

La Petite’s design. Cool, eh?

 

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Academic Vocabulary – the Language of How To

I meant this draft to look into academic language. Most of the post survived, but the title became a more generic focus on  vocabulary and one of my favorite references was deleted. The writer in charge of revisions saw my quote from Colonel Potter in M*A*S*H (Pentagon: four wall and one to spare!) and crossed it out, claiming that no one today knew the show. Despite my reminder that M*A*S*H airs twice each weekday on MeTV, Colonel Potter’s quip didn’t see the light of day. Readers will have to remember Pentagon = five sides all by themselves.

It’s still a good post. You can enjoy it here. 

 

 

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A Snarky Day

I could make this sound like I felt eternally grateful for everything, but really, I was grumpy. Read all about it, if you dare.

I submitted a draft to our social media office, and it hit the pipeline this week. The writer/editor eliminated my M*A*S*H reference, saying that few would know the show any more. I countered by letting her know that M*A*S*H airs twice daily on MeTV these days. No go – Colonel Potter’s “Pentagon – you know, four walls and one to spare” didn’t make the final cut. Why didn’t I just take her word for it and admit I am aging? Heck, this was the same woman who tried to eliminate mention of Edna Ferber from a pop culture post last spring. She’s a decent writer, but she needs to get out more.

On my way to an appointment at the Clinic That Shall Not Be Named, I was stuck behind a line of traffic stalled by a HUGE tow truck backing into a business driveway near a busy corner. I called the clinic and told them I’d be a little late. Somehow, I thought this was the courteous thing to do. The operator on the phone wasn’t pleased. Instead of saying she’d make a note of it or some other such action, she told me to hurry up and get there as fast as I could. When she started rattling off a “ten minutes late” policy, I tuned out completely and watched the road – and hoped my blood pressure wouldn’t be off the charts when I arrived. Luckily for me (and my blood pressure), everyone else was courteous and professional.

The other moment of wisdom in the day came during an online staff development session. The leader posted a number of images of the Lincoln penny with a catch – only one was correct. The others were all photoshopped in some way. I thought “Aha! I can reach my purse with my headset on – she’ll never know!” And I pulled out a penny – that didn’t feature Lincoln. It had leaves on it. “Hey, wait, this isn’t an older wheat penny. These are -” I turned over the penny. Queen Elizabeth. I had pulled a Canadian penny from my wallet.  Served me right, eh?

The solution was simple. On my way home from the Clinic That Shall Not Be Named, I picked up bunny food and M&Ms. Don’t judge me; it worked. I feel much better now!

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Political Parties – an encore post, mostly

My students have been learning about the Articles of Confederation and the events and debates and compromises leading up to the writing and ratification of the United States Constitution. I’ve been correcting their tests lately, and the essay questions and their thoughtful or not-so-much answers have kept me thinking. I share with you an encore post, and I promise I plan to collect this year’s responses and form a new post.

I can’t post the specific question, but I’ll just tell you that they were discussing the creation of the Constitution and interpreting George Washington’s warning against the destructive nature of political parties.

Actual student answers:
-“I think Washington wanted people to be happy and to work as a team.”
Can this student run for office some day? Please?
 
-“They would disagree on things because they would have different opinions and they would argue a lot.”
Run-on sentence aside, she was predicting the future with amazing accuracy.
 
-“It creates tensions and the good that could be done is lost in the arguments of each party’s plans.”
Another candidate for office someday – governor, perhaps.
“Washington knew that if the country split into political parties, then the country would be more split up and there would be too many disagreements.”
Politicians, stand warned. This student and others like him will be voting before you know it.
 
It’s time, it’s well past time, to start cooperating. Bipartisan collaboration would be a good start, but in all honesty, nonpartisan cooperation would be even better.
I’m sure George would agree.
Now back to the gradebook to grade the section on Shay’s Rebellion.

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Living Smaller: Three Questions

Last year Mother Nature Network ran a valuable series about living with less. I applied some of their advice and found it good. Recently, Mother Nature Network shared a simple post with three questions that can help downsize and minimize overdoing shopping with new purchases.

Question 1: Do I really need this?

To begin, define Need. For example, I’m thinking of getting myself a tablet. I’ve narrowed down how I will use it, what kinds of features I want, and the kinds of apps that I’ll use the most. But if I’m honest with myself, I don’t need this. It’s a luxury.

Question 2: If I’ve lived without this until now, can I continue to do so?

This would be a garden question. I saw a new idea for tomato supports. I could make this, but I don’t need it because I already have some very good tomato supports. I could make the new kind, sure, but my old ones are efficient, and I really don’t need to plant so many tomatoes that I’d need to buy or build more supports – unless, of course, I decided to can more tomato sauce and stewed tomatoes…. stop thinking, Daisy. Stop. I have enough space to grow what I need, and I have enough fabulous spiral stakes to handle those plants, so facing the reality that I already have what I need will stop me from spending money or wasting space on unnecessary new equipment.

Question 3: Is this item the most long-lasting (physically and stylistically) and greenest option available?

This question will be the big one as we search for a replacement for my minivan. It’s nearing the end of its valuable life, and we’re doing the pre-purchase research necessary to make the right choice in a replacement vehicle. Need it? Yes. Got along without it so far? No – the new acquisition will replace something we currently own. The greenest option – we still struggle with whether or not a hybrid is the right vehicle for us. A standard car that gets decent mileage might be better.

So on we go, boats against the current – or we would be, if the water weren’t frozen solid.

 

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The Good, Bad, and Ugly of winter days

I snagged the laptop cord and rattled the table next to my recliner.

  •  The good: Laptop didn’t fall. Coffee didn’t spill on the laptop.
  • The bad: A full cup of coffee spilled on the recliner.
  • The ugly: Cleanup.

I tried to move myself to another relaxing location, like my “office”.

  • The good: we have a daybed that doubles as a couch.
  • The bad: the mattress is too tall for the couch function to really work.
  • The ugly: Bunny is sitting in (and chewing on) the only other recliner in the house.

The temperature rose, so we went out to run errands.

  • The good: we accomplished our goals.
  • The bad: Store parking lots were still ice-covered.
  • The ugly: I forgot my reusable shopping bags, so we ended up with three plastic shopping bags. Ick.

 

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Nothing can go my way – not even on Facebook.

Another reader friend posted a link to 16 books to read before they get into theaters. I entered each and every title into Paperback Swap dot com’s book browser. How many were available? One.

Then I saw this and instantly replaced the word “mother” with “teacher”.

mother stark raving lunatic

 

Then I saw this video of a Janitor’s Revenge. I had to reach for my inhaler. “Chuck” just kind of nodded. He didn’t think it was funny.

Then I took a survey to find out which Harry Potter character I resemble most, and it told me I’m Luna Lovegood. While I’ve taught many Luna-type students and loved them dearly, I see myself more as Professors MacGonagall or Sprout.

Before things get any worse, I think I’ll get off Facebook and move to Australia.

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The Chicken Soup that Wasn’t

It’s outrageously cold outside. We are on our second day of school closings due to dangerous wind chills. I decided to make chicken soup.

Readers, you know me. Nothing goes exactly right at the O.K. Chorale.

Let’s start at the very beginning. A vegetarian librarian I know (everyone should know a vegetarian librarian) suggested a cookbook of vegetarian foods. Through my sources for used books, I found a well worn copy. You know it’s a good cookbook if the binding is worn and there are a few spills here and there. As I paged through it, the old paperback started to fall apart.

A Well-Worn copy of Fast Vegetarian Feasts

A Well-Worn copy of Fast Vegetarian Feasts

No problem. I set aside the pages I wanted, drew circles around recipes with potential, and crossed out anything I didn’t need. Project one: jalapeno cornbread. Result: delicious. Next time: don’t be shy about adding a second jalapeno pepper.

Project two: garlic soup. “Chuck” and I decided it looked delicious, but we didn’t think we’d serve just the simple garlic soup. We were more likely to use it as a base for something else. Chicken, I thought. Garlic soup with chicken and rice or noodles. Yum!

So I mixed up the broth and got it started in the slow cooker. Did you want the details? Okay, here’s the basic recipe with my Daisy changes.

6 cups water (I had beef broth handy, so I used that)

1 1/2 teaspoon salt

8 to 10 large cloves garlic, minced or put through a press (I couldn’t find our garlic press. #@*!)

1 teaspoon dried sage (I used fresh)

1 small bay leaf

1 teaspoon dried thyme (I used fresh)

 

Later, the recipe calls for bringing the soup to a boil and adding 2 beaten eggs. I might do that – or not. But chicken: I went downstairs to find a package of chicken breasts. It was gone. Chuck had cooked it last week.

Now what? I had a great garlic broth simmering, smelling wonderful, and no chicken. The wind chill was in the area of 40 below zero, so I did not feel disposed to going out to the nearby meat market. I dug through our own meat drawer and found – jackpot! a container of browned ground beef intended for tacos one of these nights. A-ha! Cheeseburger Soup with a garlic base!

I grated a few potatoes into the already-aromatic garlic broth. Late in the afternoon, I will rouse myself from my blanket and add ground beef, leftover corn, and anything else that occurs to me. Finally, when it’s time to serve, I’ll top each bowl with croutons and shredded cheese.

Nothing goes exactly right at the O.K. Chorale. But who needs perfection? All I need today is a heavy blanket and a warm and savory soup. Stay warm, friends. Relief is on the way.

And while you’re in your own cozy cocoon, what suggestions do you have for this garlic soup? Chicken? Ground beef? Egg drop? Anything else?

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Prepping for the Cold

Be Prepared! It’s the Girl Scout Motto. It’s also part of what we do in Wisconsin and other Northern realms of the U.S. Let’s see how this played out so far.

Friday we heard the forecasts. Minnesota’s governor ordered the entire state’s schools to close. I won’t go into the responses circulating our office or the Internet regarding the likelihood of our anti-education governor actually doing something positive for children. Oops, I just did. At first the smaller, rural districts announced they would close Monday. Then the Big Cities of Madison and Milwaukee announced they planned to stay closed through the dangerous wind chills starting Monday..

The vast geography of Packer Nation started calling out “Ice Bowl II! Ice Bowl II!” Ticket holders and the intrepid people who work on the sidelines stocked up on long underwear and fleece lined jeans. People who could stay at home stocked up on – milk, bread, and eggs, along with a bottle of wine or a case of beer if they didn’t get any for Christmas.

Facebook was full of calls for more schools to plan ahead. Local papers ran Internet polls asking “Should schools close on Monday?” Families sent letters pleading for at least an excused absence should families decide to keep their children safe from frostbite and hypothermia.

Survival comments from Wisconsin and Minnesota ran like this —

  • There’s nothing about this weather a box of Triscuits and can of Easy Cheese won’t remedy.
  • Cabin Fever is already in full swing for me, and we have only just settled into winter. It’s going to be a LONG winter!
  • Lawrence University in Appleton ranks as one of the top 20 coldest colleges in the country.
  • Sage advice from a ski patroller and stagehand re: frigid cold. Take this very seriously. A person can go from fine to needing an ambulance ride in a few minutes.
  • Today will consist of Netflixing Dexter & making warm things out of yarn.
  • Grocery stores are packed as people prepare for the frigid temperatures that are set to hit.
  • I have plenty of coffee. Bring it on!
  • I am ready for the deep freeze. I have tomato soup & fixings for cheddar/swiss grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • We’ve got more warm gear than you can imagine, though. We’ve got common sense. Together we’ve got over 100 years of experience with Minnesota weather. 
There are those who panic, and those who make fun of those who panic.
snowstorm panic
Here at the O.K. Chorale, we’re a bit calmer. We took precautions, stopped off at a grocery store, charged the phones and laptops, and then we settled in. Well, Amigo and I stayed home. Dear darling “Chuck” put on his fleece lined jeans and headed north to work (with a visiting crew from San Francisco!) at the NFL venue known for good reason as the Frozen Tundra.
Tell me, readers. Did you need to prep for the storm or the cold? How did you handle it?

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