We’ve all heard them. We disregard them, sometimes even laugh a little at the sheer ridiculousness that someone might want us to believe. Here are a few alternative facts that circulate – wherever.
One size fits all.
Easy open package.
Lifetime warranty.
Easy return policy.
Sanctuary cities are hotbeds of crime.
The dog ate my homework.
Wikipedia rocks.
Painless childbirth.
3 million undocumented immigrants voted in 2016.
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He must have misspoken.
Okay, readers, I’ve made my point. Can you think of others? Add comments for me, please.