Actual email, sent out by Chuck to his coworkers:
Spring is truly here. The snow piles are melting. A chunk of somebody’s front bumper has been found in one of these piles and it has the license plate still attached. I think it is from a pickup or an SUV.
If your truck is WI plate XX0000, then please come back to the workshop and pick it up.
I admit it; the license plate number has been changed to protect — oh, who knows?
And then I went to yet another appointment with a doctor and saw what looked like the turn signal from a small car sitting on the “lawn” next to the parking lot.
And I thought uncovering pizza boxes was strange!