If the best advice you can offer is, “Talk to a person next time,” your system might be broken. Just sayin’.

Dear Pharmacy with Recorded Messages;

If the best advice you can offer is, “Talk to a person next time,” your system might be broken. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Dear Forrest;

Those boxes of designer chocolates often have a map inside the top cover. Look for it.

Dear Clinic That Shall Not be Named;

Your online messaging system has major glaring weaknesses. After its failure, I suffered through listening to a recorded message while on hold – a recorded message telling me how I could “take control of my own health care” by using the online messaging system. Ahem.

Dear Pharmacy Tech;

If your recorded message tells me I have no refills left, why would I call to see if my refill is ready?

Dear Clinic:

Do you really, honestly, truly have no way of recording a concern? No way to prevent this kind of mistake from recurring?

Dear Chuck;

Can we please order take-out for supper tonight? I have no brainpower or energy left.