Actual email, sent out by Chuck to his coworkers:

Hello All,

Spring is truly here.  The snow piles are melting.  A chunk of somebody’s front bumper has been found in one of these piles and it has the license plate still attached.  I think it is from a pickup or an SUV.

If your truck is WI plate XX0000, then please come back to the workshop and pick it up.

I admit it; the license plate number has been changed to protect — oh, who knows? 

And then I went to yet another appointment with a doctor and saw what looked like the turn signal from a small car sitting on the “lawn” next to the parking lot.

And I thought uncovering pizza boxes was strange!