>I have a theory about the Dementors of Harry Potter’s world. Do you remember the dementors, the guards of Azkaban? They’re rather frightning creatures. Men should fear these creepy strangers more than women. Why? Well, most women already know how to cope. We’ve felt this way before.

When dementors approach, the victims feel cold, chilled all over. Nothing can warm them up.
As the dementors get nearer, the victims are sad, depressed, as though they’ll never be happy again. All happy memories are sucked away.
And last, but not least, is the treatment. Are you ready for this?
Chocolate.

Yes, I am convinced that dementors are really PMS in disguise.