The original: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
If you water it, rain will come.
If you plant it, something else will grow.
An appointment with a specialist guarantees the problem will heal on its own – one day before the appointment.
If the store in which you’re shopping has a loyalty card, you will have a different store card in your wallet when you reach the checkout.
So, readers, what do you think? Can you add to the list? Add your example in the comments.
If you schedule it wisely, there WILL be a conflict.
Please say it isn’t so. I deer hunt with a guy named Murphy.
If your one tomato plant in the patio pot is five feet tall, it will fall over in the wind storm. The best part is seeing the ripe tomatoes at the bottom of the plant which weren’t visible until it fell over. Now it’s tied securely to the pillar at the edge of the patio.
Is there any hope of heat relief? Running to dr appointments all morning is ruining me heat wise. Bad news from Drs makes it even hotter. How long till Christmas? I like Christmas.