Another reader friend posted a link to 16 books to read before they get into theaters. I entered each and every title into Paperback Swap dot com’s book browser. How many were available? One.
Then I saw this and instantly replaced the word “mother” with “teacher”.
Then I saw this video of a Janitor’s Revenge. I had to reach for my inhaler. “Chuck” just kind of nodded. He didn’t think it was funny.
Then I took a survey to find out which Harry Potter character I resemble most, and it told me I’m Luna Lovegood. While I’ve taught many Luna-type students and loved them dearly, I see myself more as Professors MacGonagall or Sprout.
Before things get any worse, I think I’ll get off Facebook and move to Australia.