Subject line: Urban Myths that Should be True

Teacher 1: When indulging in a Little Debbie nutty bar and a diet soda, the latter should cancel out any calories in the former.

Teacher 2: Little Debbie? We have Little Debbies?

Teacher 1: She’s helping little Mary with her fundraiser.

Subject line: Good news, Bad news

From me to Chuck:

Good news: The Girl Scout cookies are here!

Bad news: I walked to school today!

Good news: I walked to school today!

Bad news: The cookies will have to wait until tomorrow!

The best news, however, is that Spring Break starts this afternoon. I need a nap- or about a week of naps.