Actual workplace conversations:
I was playing Philly Brass Christmas between 8:00 and 8:30.
Email from a teacher across the room: “Turn up the music!”
My reply: “But they’re playing Silent Night!”
I did adjust the volume. She was laughing out loud.
Later, during a department meeting:
Me to new teacher: “If the music is too loud for you, let me know. I’ll turn it down.”
Him: “I want you to turn it up!”
So anyway, no complaints here. Falalalala.