>Husband finally gave up on the toilet in the upstairs bathroom and replaced it with a new, energy efficient, handicapped friendly model. He was inspired to create this work of art to celebrate its installation.
Ode to Toilet:
How I love thee,
White and glistenin’,
While I’m p***in’ in.
Though sometimes you roil and bubble,
And run-on as a kid in trouble,
You’re always accepting, playing my game,
(but regarding that smell, I’ll take the blame.)
I’ll shout I love you!
From the top of my lungs!
Let’s do it now!
Let’s take the plunge!
(Okay, I’ll admit this: he’s had a long week at work, too.)