>The carpet is plain and indestructible.
The bathroom is, well, unique.
Did I mention the lights?
The lights all have longlasting energy efficient bulbs. They stick out of the fixtures because the fixtures are old (it’s a college apartment!). The light fixtures themselves are decorated with — mallard ducks. Why? I’m sure we’ll never know. Maybe the owners or builders got a good deal on a large flock, er, quantity of these.
I just hope the wildlife on the overhead lights is not an indication of the wild life yet to come between these well-worn walls.