Actual text message conversation:
Daisy: We’re on our way to your place. Hitting the road now.
La Petite: See you soon!
La Petite: I have a ton of small mason jars from candles if you want to take them home.
Daisy: Yes, I can fake the jars off your hands.
La Petite; Fake jars!! Fake news!!
Daisy: Dad wants to know if they’re alternative jars.
La Petite: They’re filled with alternative jam.
Okay, readers, it’s your turn. What’s alternative jam to you? Preserves?