Subject line: Urban Myths that Should be True
Teacher 1: When indulging in a Little Debbie nutty bar and a diet soda, the latter should cancel out any calories in the former.
Teacher 2: Little Debbie? We have Little Debbies?
Teacher 1: She’s helping little Mary with her fundraiser.
Subject line: Good news, Bad news
From me to Chuck:
Good news: The Girl Scout cookies are here!
Bad news: I walked to school today!
Good news: I walked to school today!
Bad news: The cookies will have to wait until tomorrow!
The best news, however, is that Spring Break starts this afternoon. I need a nap- or about a week of naps.